Trump vs Biden: Clearing the bar


BidenVsTrumpThe bar is so low for Trump and so high for Biden. I worry that if Biden makes one little flub, he is toast while if Trump does one little halfway sane thing (like wearing a mask once or twice in public), all will be forgiven.

Trump: Four more years… NOT!


Do your homework… or off to jail Donald!

“A 15-year-old in Michigan was incarcerated during the coronavirus pandemic after a judge ruled that not completing her schoolwork violated her probation.”

If not doing one’s homework can result in jail time, judging by his profound ignorance, Donald J. Trump should be serving 20 to life!

Donald Trump: Elevator-Farter-in-Chief

Blazing saddles fart

You hear Trump supporters say that they refuse to wear a mask as it interferes with their constitutional rights. Being Canadian and not well versed in the American constitution, I imaging this right is in the fine print of theĀ  2nd amendment along with the right to bear arms and the right to eat copious quantities of baked beans, Blazing-Saddles-style and ride elevators all day long continuously farting.

Now the “freedom not to wear masks” can result in the deaths of other elevator passengers or their friends or family.

Farting, not so much.

Despite his supposedly poor dietary habits and (how shall I put it) “ample posterior” a Presidential elevator fart is not likely to be lethal.

Trump ‘aced’ the Cognitive Test? Yeah. Right.

Does anyone really believe that Donald J. Trump, Cheater-in-Chief, would ever take a test that he wasn’t certain to obtain a perfect score?

Donald Trump cheats on his taxes, cheated on his wives, cheats at golf, cheated the banks, cheated his investores, cheats his contractors, cheated on 2016 election, got impeached trying to cheat on the 2020 one, etc., etc.

I think it went something like this: Donald J Trump: “I passed with perfect a score. And it didn’t take too much studying. And it really didn’t take too many attempts. And I was told that of all the questions I answered correctly I got 100% of them right. Nobody has ever seen that before.”

Turtles all the way down.

“Turtles all the way down.” But in Trump world it is incompetence all the way down… and especially all the way up!